And I found this song, " Jesus, Jesus" .

就发现了《Jesus，Jesus》这首歌。

But then Jesus gives him his punchline.

接着 耶稣点睛之笔出来了。

Just like the animals around baby Jesus!

就像围绕着小耶稣动物那样！

To keep you from buying drugs. - Jesus.

以防你再拿去买毒品。- 天呐。

Sweetie, my shoe. Come on. Jesus. God.

亲爱 鞋 看着点 真是。

Jesus, Carolyn. - I wanted to surprise you.

老天，卡洛琳 - 给你个惊喜。

They think of Jesus' unconditional love to the world.

他们到了耶稣对世界无条件爱。

Jesus. You are such a backseat driver.

天哪，你真是个典型后座驾驶员。

Jesus! There's flies in my ice cream.

天啊 冰激凌里有苍蝇。

So I want to be clean for Jesus.

是为了耶稣把自己洗干净。

Only a few people acknowledged Jesus when he was born.

耶稣诞生时只有少数人认识他。

And I'd like to take a moment to thank Jesus!

花点时间感谢上帝！

You think that Jesus is going to save you?

你觉得上帝会拯救你吗？

I'll take a box of the cream-filled Jesuses.

要一盒奶油馅耶稣宝宝。

Oh, Jesus Christ, one of these.

老天爷，这种问题。

She has psoriasis. - Oh. Jesus Christ.

她得了牛皮癣 -天。

How important is religion and spirituality and Jesus Christ ...Yeah.

重要是宗教，灵性及耶稣基督… 是。

Jesus, Tuck. How do you remember all that stuff?

天 塔克 你怎么记住这些事？

Yeah. I wanted this " What would Jesus do? " Slap bracelet.

对啊，也要这个" 耶稣会怎么做" 拍卷手环。

He was the husband of Mary, the mother of Jesus Christ.

他是圣母玛丽丈夫。