The bacterial (prokaryotic) replisome works about 10 times faster, with Okazaki fragments 700-1000 bases long and the incoming DNA rotating at 10,000RPM.
Several compromised remote computers redirect incoming HTTP traffic on TCP port 80 to the central web server with the help of the redir port redirector.
If the incoming projectile were a white dwarf—a superdense star that packs the mass of the sun into a body a hundredth the size—the residents of Earth would be treated to quite a fireworks show.