Lots of Scottish late-night-takeaway spots serve some version of the indulgent smorgasbord, which typically consists of drunk-food royalty like pizza, naan, kebab meat, pakora, onion rings, even chow mein noodles.
I remember one day, when I was eight, Ali was taking me to the bazaar to buy some " naan" . I was walking behind him, humming, trying to imitate his walk.