And what happens if your cat kisses or your dog barks at your boss?

如果你猫吻你老板或者你狗对你老板吠叫会怎么样?

I will admit to missing the kisses on my tummy.

我也承认很怀念妈妈在我小肚子上。

It had administered its fatal kiss to Barty Crouch.

摄魂怪一定给了小巴蒂·克劳奇那个致命吻。

Who'd you share your first kiss with?

你初吻给了谁？

You get good kisses, you guys.

你们得到了很好吻。

And and that's how I had my first kiss.

而那就是我初吻。

Surely not, when you remember the kisses and vows we exchanged under the summer moon.

想起夏天月夜我们交换吻和誓言，你就不应该那么认为。

So the hives occurred right after you kissed George?

这么说麻疹就是在你刚刚吻了George后出现？

I take it that was my good night kiss.

我就把这当成晚安之吻了。

Like, maybe you had your first kiss in a car.

也许，你初吻就发生在一辆车里。

I thought it was pretty spicy. Especially the part where he kisses her nether eye.

我觉得这段子挺给力 尤其是吻她下面那只眼那段。

The one was walking around with my first kiss.

这个人还等待着我初吻呢。

But kissing really expedites the bacterial blending.

但接吻确实会加细菌混合。

This might explain why people never forget their first kiss.

这也许能够解释为什么人们对初吻念念不忘。

And one more time, big inhale, reach up overhead fingertips kiss.

再来一次，深呼吸，向上伸展指尖。

And we should kiss the girls that we want to kiss.

我们应该吻自己想吻女孩。

That was my first kiss from a woman. Even my mother never kissed me!

这是我从女人那儿得到第一个吻。即便我母也从来没有吻我！

" They call it the Dementor's Kiss, " said Lupin, with a slightly twisted smile.

“人们叫它摄魂怪吻。”卢平说，略带一点嘲讽笑容。

My hugs and kisses make you smile.

我拥抱和吻让你微笑。

Your hugs and kisses make me smile.

你拥抱和吻让我微笑。