I was masturbating to what the picture represented.

我撸管的对象是那张照片所代表的东西。

" Jerky Jared" 'cause she caught me masturbating once.

“飞机杰拉德”——因为有次打飞机被她发现了。

I-I wanna to go to school and throw balls around and masturbate.

我想上学，玩扔球游戏，打飞机。

But you know the older you get, you don't stop masturbating.I'm masturbating, and

虽然老了 也止打飞机 我在打飞机

We're not moving on till you tell us about one of your masturbation guys.

你说出其中幻想对象 我们就继续聊下去。

Wait, " reading a magazine" means masturbating, right?

等等 " 看杂志" 的意思就是打飞机 对?

Do you ever masturbate? - Definitely no comment.

对她有过幻想吗? -绝对无可奉告。

You know, the...the first time I masturbated. Scouts.

比如 我第次打飞机 童子军。

Um, like a teenager who masturbated too much.

看上去像是撸多了。

Oh, hey. Look who survived to masturbate another day.

早上好 看来你活到今天又能继续撸管了。

We don't need to talk about how you masturbate.

咱就要谈你是怎么撸管的了。

She's my last chance at happiness, and that's more important than video games and masturbation, right?

她是我得到幸福的唯机 这比游戏或打飞机都来得重要 对吧?

We did it. We did it, you masturbating little bastard.

成功了 我们成功了 你这小混蛋。

All that awaits me at home is a masturbating Welshman.

反正家里只有自渎成瘾的家伙等我。

Is this where you masturbate to images of my wife?

你是是就在这儿想着我老婆打飞机的？

I haven't even masturbated since right before I came in here.

我甚至憋到进来之前都没撸过。

Remember how we used to make these things look like they were masturbating?

你记得 咱们俩以前把他们掰得 像在撸管样？