A paper-mill worker in southern England is " bald and aquiline, monkish, with the gentle stoop of an under-watered tulip" .

英格兰南部的一位造人“秃顶、有鹰钩鼻，很一个和尚，总是微微弓着背，缺水耷拉的郁金香”。

He blushed to see his Countrymen the Dupes of deceptions so ridiculous, and only wished for an opportunity to free them from their monkish fetters.

看到他的同胞被得如此可笑， 他脸红了，只希望有机会把他们从修道士的枷锁中解放出来。