I am Phil Dunphy, and I am not a pervert.

我就是菲尔? 邓菲 而且我不是变态。

He's the pervert pulling the strings here.

他是在幕后捣乱的怪物。

AIso, our guy is a pervert. When Mel got the appllcation from Valley Springs...

还有 这家伙是个变态 当梅尔从泉谷镇拿到申请表。

Get out of here, you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!

你这偷窥狂快滚出！

It's no wonder you're perverted, look who your parents are. -Excuse me.

难怪你这么不正常，瞧瞧你的父母吧。-失陪。

Yeah. That perverted couple two doors over should've shut theirs.

对，其实隔两户的变态夫妇 应该拉窗帘。

It's amazing what perverts we've become in the past nine years.

这你变得这么变态。

We upbraid ourselves for being losers, time-wasters or perverts.

当我们成为失败者、浪费时间的人，或者堕落的人时，我们会训斥自己。

Juries are way more likely to hand down a guilty verdict if they think your client is a pervert.

如果陪审团认为你的当事人是个变态，就更有可能做有罪判决。

Thank heaven it is not thou! Thou hast perverted nature in them.

天有眼无珠，难道不是你的缘故？

Do you think the government is actually run by a secret cabal of demon-worshiping perverts?

你会不会觉得政府是由一个有 5000 万人这么觉得。

Well, you can relax. I mean, I wasn't some sort of pervert, you know.

你不必担心。我不是那种变态狂。

Don't you try and blame this on him. Thank you, Bernadette. Zip it, pervert!

别想怪他身上。谢谢，伯纳黛特。闭嘴，变态！

Because there are all sorts of crazy people out there-- drunks, perverts, molesters.

外面太多形形色色的疯子了，酒鬼，精神病，还有色狼。

Her detractors have, predictably, damned her as an attention-seeker, a disgrace or a pervert

不出所料，她的诽谤者们咒骂她是一个炒作者、一个不要脸的人、一个变态狂。

What do you think, I'm some kind of pervert, watching that stuff in front of you?

你在想什么，我是个变态在你面前看那些东西？

Okay. Thanks. Well, I'm gonna go back in my office and continue to feel like a huge pervert.

好。谢谢。我回办公室去继续感觉像个大变态。

Yeah, cos that wouldn't attract any perverts.

是啊 那样肯定不会招变态。

I mean, she makes a wedding dress look positively perverted. Mm!

她把一件婚纱穿出了不羁的感觉！

You think we cantrust that pervert?

那个性变态信得过吗？