我们平常的广告都是百分百真的吗？其实多多少少都会经过一些修饰与美化，但是如果有一天广告诚实地告诉你，这样东西有什么地方不好，厂商最终的目的，那你还会买吗？
Hot out?
Need to cool down?
Instead of water, might I suggest an ice-cold bottle of candy.
We added some water and bubbles to it so you can pretend it's a drink.
It's not.
It's basically syrup.
But my competitors and I have spent decades and billions of dollars to slowly make the general public associate our product with fun, happiness, togetherness.
And in some cases entire holidays, which thankfully happen regularly, forever.
Point is, you're probably already on board with the idea of consuming wet sugar with bubbles in it.
So I'm not gonna spend any more money on this.
