How to do Valentine's Day Right!

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今天是七夕哟,话痨橙带着梨兄又来捣乱啦。

“怎么才能好好过个情人节?”

来自橙子的专业指导意见:不能有炸药!

Exuse me? 

三句话离不开炸药,小编觉得他们应该吃药了……


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Woo hoo, it's Valentine's Day. Kiss me pear.

Um, no thanks.

Well, that's okay, you're missing out. I mean, just look what my tongue can do.

Incredible.

And another fun factoid about my tongue, I can touch my tongue to my -

Eyeball, yeah, I've heard you mention that once or twice.

All right, all right, I was only trying to help 'cause today's episode is " How 2 Do Valentine's Day Right."

How to do Valentine's Day right huh? Well, step one, is super simple. Do not blow anything up!

Geez. Valentine's Day is not the day for hilarious explosions. Got it Orange?

Loud and clearPear. Say you wanna set the Valentine's Day mood with some romantic candles. Pro tip: make sure they're actually candles and not sticks of TNT.

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