WHAT IS SCHOOL
FOR? Feel free to call me slow but,
I spent 16 years going to school and I still don't know.
When I finished, I didn't know how to do my own taxes,
purchase a home, or apply for a loan.
I didn't know a thing about investments, building credit or getting a job.
I graduated at the top of my class and what did I have?
This fancy diploma to sit at home with. . . my mom.
But luckily, they did teach me some important skills
like factoring trinomials and how mitochondria
