So I've got something that I'm slightly embarrassed to admit to.
At the age of 17, as a creationist, I decided to go to university to study evolution so that I could destroy it.
I failed.
I failed so spectacularly that I'm now an evolutionary biologist.
So I'm a paleoanthropologist, I'm a National Geographic Explorer specializing in fossil hunting in caves in unstable, hostile and disputed territories.
And we all know that if I was a guy and not a girl, that wouldn't be a job description, that would be a pick-up line.
Now, here's the thing.
I do not have a death wish.
I'm not an adrenaline junkie.
I just looked at a map.
