5.Three Jokes

5 Three Jokes

Joke 1

Co-workers sympathized with my mother when she complained that her back was really painful from moving furniture． "Why don't you wait till your husband gets home? " someone asked． "I could，" my mother told the group， "but the couch is easier to move if he's not on it．"

Joke 2

A fourth grader asked the teacher's assistant， "how old are you， Mrs． Glass? " "You should never ask an adult's age，" I broke in． "That's okay．" Harriett smiled． "I'm fifty．" "Wow， you don't look that old，" the boy said． I was about to breathe a sigh of relief when another child chimed in， "Parts of her do．"

Joke 3

My elderly neighbour and his wife were told there could be a 45-minute wait for a table at a popular restaurant as they had no reservations． "Young man， we're both 90 years old，" he told the waiter， "we may not have 45 minutes．" They were seated immediately．