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这个毕业季,想再看一看许久没有路过的校园操场,想再见一见以后或许很难再见的同学老师,想亲自赴约向自己的大学时光告别。你一定还有很多遗憾...


然而,疫情之下这一切都是不太可能的,醒醒吧,同学们!"云毕业"它不香吗? 不信就来看看“崔娃”携 《每日秀》的团队策划了一场“正经”的毕业典礼,全套流程绝对包您满意,哈哈哈!

💡 视频文本:

Well, class of 2020, here we are.

2020级的毕业生们,我们到了这个时刻。

……

At home.

隔离在家。

……

I'm stuck in a hotel room in Bulgaria.

我被困在保加利亚的一个酒店房间里。

And I know this wasn't the graduation you were expecting.

我知道这不是你们所期待的毕业典礼。

You thought you'd be with your fellow graduates on the campus lawn, hungover from the night before,

你以为你会和你的同学们在校园草坪上醒过来,忍受着前夜的宿醉,

trying to figure out how to break up with your boyfriend who wants to follow you to the big city.

正想办法怎样才能甩掉那个想和你一起去大城市的男朋友。

But instead, we're meeting on Zoom,

然而我们现在只能在Zoom上开着视频,

and judging everyone's living room furniture.

评判每个人客厅的家具。

And I know some of you are worried that this pandemic might stop you from reaching your dreams.

我知道你们有些人担心这场流行病可能会阻止你实现梦想。

But I want you to know that even without this pandemic,

但我想让你知道即使没有这场流行病,

nobody reaches their dreams.

也没人能实现自己的梦想。

Nobody.

没有人。

Most people just end up doing a job they don't hate until they retire.

大多数人只会做一份他们不讨厌的工作直到退休。

It's just life.

这就是生活。

You think my dream was to work on this show?

你觉得我的梦想是为这个节目工作吗?

I wanted to be an astronaut.

我可是想当宇航员的。

I wanted to be a dancer.

我想成为一名舞蹈演员。

I wanted to be a dinosaur.

我想做一只恐龙。

I wanted to not live in a hotel room in Bulgaria.

我不想再被困在保加利亚的酒店房间里了。

The concierge is a horse.

这里的门房是匹马。

And the fact is the story of your life is still being written.

事实是,你的人生故事还在书写。

This is just one chapter in your life,

这只是你生命中的一个篇章,

a life that will no doubt be filled with many other pandemics.

毫无疑问,你接下去的人生将充满许多其他的流行病。

But remember, you have so much to look forward to, like the year 2025,

但要记得,你还有很多可以期待的东西,比如2025年,

I think this shit will have died down by then.

这破事儿应该就过去了。

And once this is all over, your class will make a huge difference in the world.

一旦一切雨过天晴,你的同窗们将会改变这个世界。

Statistically speaking, ten percent of you will go on to lead  companies.

从统计学上讲,百分之十的人会当上公司高管。

The rest of you will probably murder someone.

你们其他人可能会变杀人犯。

So, great things await you.

伟大的征途在前方。

Until then, use this time to travel.

在那之前,利用这段时间去旅行。

Go on an adventure to, like...I don't know,

比如...来一场冒险之旅,

the other side of the hotel room.

到酒店房间的另一侧去。

Explore the really far corners of your backyard.

探索你后院那个遥远的角落。

I heard somebody's buried there?

听说有人被埋在那里了?

Visit the attic of your house.

去你家的阁楼看看。

Find your mom's old journal that says that your dad wasn't her first choice,

找找你妈妈的旧日记,上面说你爸爸并不是她的首选,

but she decided to settle for him anyway, because eye doctors make great money.

但她还是选择了他,因为眼科医生挺挣钱的。

And as you go out into the world, remember all the people who touched you along the way.

当你进入社会,记住这一路感动过你的人。

Because those are probably the assholes spreading this virus.

因为他们很有可能就是那种传播病毒的混蛋。

Why are they going around touching everybody?

他们为什么要到处乱摸其他人啊?

Let me tell you something.

我来告诉你一件事。

If you try to touch me, I'm gonna (bleep).

你碰我一下, 我就 (哔~~)

As you move forward in life, the most important piece of advice I can give you is this.

当你走向人生的下一个阶段,我能给你的最重要的建议就是这个。

You are much stronger than you think,

你比你自己想象的要坚强得多

just like that offbrand toilet paper you found on the dark web.

就像你在暗网找到的那些劣质卫生纸一样。

Good luck.

祝各位好运。

……

Help me get out of this hotel.

帮我离开这家酒店。

For real, call the embassy.

没开玩笑,给大使馆打电话。


🙋干了这碗莫名其妙的毒鸡汤吧,记住,人生的不如意比这还多的多呢,我们远比自己想象的还要强大!希望,在后浪推前浪的路上,每一个你,都能领悟出专属的心灵感触!好啦,言归正传,今日份视频有哪些单词我们可以深入地学习和理解呢?往下看——


🔗 Part 01 校园追忆

class [klæs] n. 班级,同届毕业生

→ class of 2020 2020级的毕业生

campus [ˈkæmpəs] n. 校园,园区

→ campus life 大学生活

graduate [ˈɡrædʒuˌet] n. / v.

→ n. 大学毕业生

a graduate of Yale 耶鲁大学毕业生

→ v. 毕业

graduate from... 毕业于...

She graduated from Harvard this year.

她今年毕业于哈佛大学。

graduation [ɡrædʒuˈeɪʃn] n. 毕业,毕业典礼

It was my first job after graduation.

那是我毕业后的第一个工作。


🔗 Part 02 好词好句

Reach your dreams.

实现你的梦想。

Great things await you.

伟大的征途在前方。
You have so much to look forward to.

你还有很多值得期待的。

The story of your life is still being written.

你的人生故事还在书写。

This is just one chapter in your life.

这只是你生命中的一个篇章。

You are much stronger than you think.

你比你自己想象的要坚强得多。


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作业时间




PART1 初级挑战

1、2020级的毕业生

2、校园

PART2 终极挑战

1、实现你的梦想。

2、你比你自己想象的要坚强的多。





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