我被树懒绑架了

Crash, I told you not to drink before bed. I didn't do this. At least, not all of it.

What's happening? We overslept. We need to move. What if we're the last creatures left alive?

We'll have to repopulate the Earth. How? Everyone's either a dude or our sister.

Hi. Hey, Manny. Wow. What a night. You'll never guess what happened.

You were sleepwalking. No, no, no. I was kidnapped by a tribe of mini sloths.

That was gonna be my second guess. And they worshiped me. I mean, sure, they tossed me into a flaming tar pit, but they worshiped me.

You were dreaming. Come on, the water's rising faster than we're moving. I'm telling you, I was kidnapped. I was worshiped. Guys.

Fine.