Hello, my fellow emojis! Glad you could all make it to this " recently used" press conference. Uh, we have some pizza and bread and ramen and beer if anyone wants any. As you know, we've made some changes recently, and I just wanted to announce that it's been a resounding success! I wanna thank everyone for their patience during this transitional period.
Transitional period? Are you calling racial integration a " transitional period" ?
Um, well. . . yes? I mean—
My people did not exist before last week.
Yes, I can't imagine how hard that was. We're just. . . trying to work out a lot of things. We added a lot of African-American versions!
Exactly. We're more than just the black version of the existing white emojis. I personally still feel very underrepresented.
I have the exact same problem. There's only one kind of poop!
Say what?
I mean, if we're being honest, poop comes in all shapes and sizes. And we're only represented by my cartoonish dolla.
That is not the same thing.
