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I got an award for that joke. Put it right over here in my mind. Crazy story, today in Oklahoma, two men dressed as batman and captain America tried to rob someone at a gas station.

Yeah, they're being charged with attempted robbery and missing marvel with DC. Some guys over here like that joke way too much. That's right. That's right.

In a recent interview, Kim Kardashian revealed she used to pray to God for her breasts to stop growing. Apparently God said fine, just wait until you see what I do to your ass. I apologize.

This kind of cool. This week Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, they celebrated their 10 year anniversary together. I think that's very nice. Congratulations. And yeah. and they sent out some pictures.

One of the pictures celebrating the occasion shows the couple on a beach completely makeup free. They look fantastic. I thought it was a great thing they did. They look amazing.

They certainly look better than you and I do without makeup. I don't think we look so bad without makeup, Andy.

Alan, I think you have one, can you put up a picture of Andy and I without makeup? Love our shirts. Without makeup, I get shorter too. You get shorter, yeah.

They really do deemphasize my nose.