Modern life is stressful.
There's traffic, pollution, the Kardashians, T-Mobile, and now even a full-blown global pandemic.
Forget all that, you've decided to travel to the east coast of the United States and join a local community dedicated to living their lives just like their 16th century pilgrim ancestors.
Except for, you know, all that Indian murder business.
Yeah... everything except Indian murder.
You gotta admit, the simple life is kind of nice after living your whole life in the chaotic, fast-paced modern world.
Then of course there's that whole business with demons, aliens, Gordon Freeman and 80s action movie stars you've accidentally wandered into death matches with.
Oh, and multiple ex-girlfriends who... well, you know what, new 16th century life, new you.
Everything's going honky dory with your new pilgrim life and you've finally started to get the hang of all those 'thees' and 'thous', when suddenly, a teenage girl runs screaming into the village.
The baby she was just playing peekaboo with disappeared, like from right in front of her own eyes.
