WE SHIP THEM: Michelle and Barack Obama



今年是奥巴马夫妇结婚26周年,艾伦秀为他们准备了一个恩爱集锦。We ship them 意思是“我们好萌这对cp啊”。你们萌不萌这一对呢?

You seem like a wonderful romantic couple.

I'm a very romantic guy.

And you're about to celebrate your 20th wedding anniversary this year.

Oh, yeah, October.

20 years.

20 years together.


Yay for us!


What's the most romantic thing you've ever done?

The way we met was, she was a first year associate at a law firm.

She was my advisor, so she would not date me.

And I kept on begging and pleading, which is usually how you get dates.

Finally I offered to buy her ice cream, and we set out on the curb and ate ice cream cones.

And then I kissed her, and that's when I figured I sealed the deal.


Love at first sight, that stuff is good for a second.

But you really have to like and respect the person, because that gets you through the ups and downs.

What do you and Michelle disagree on?

Like what do you fight about?

After about 15 years, I finally figured out that she's always right.

So then surprisingly, we just stopped fighting after that. There's no more fighting.

Does he pick up his socks?

That's the question.


No, no he doesn't.

He doesn't pick up his socks?

Now, you know, he thinks he's neat.

His idea of putting his suit away was hanging it on the edge of the door.

It's like, there's a hanger.

Mr. President, Michelle said she's out of town and she wanted to know, did you make your bed this morning?

That would be no.

What I've come to find out is that you don't sweat the small stuff.

The journey that we've taken together, the fun we've had, the challenges we faced, the two beautiful girls that we raised.

I give him a pass now when he leaves his socks on the floor or tells that story for the one hundredth time.

I love your husband, I do, but he's not as good a dancer as you are.

Somebody call the situation room, because things are about to get hot.

Because I love you so much.

I Obama care about you more than you even know.

Michelle, I've made a lot of great decisions as president.

The best decision I ever made was choosing you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are the president, and I am your boo.

And Barack, I know there is a See's Candy out there, so bring me something chocolatey back.

You know what you need to do.

Love to you both.