鄙人

Let me take you to my humble abode!

让我带你们到鄙人的寒舍去吧!

I know of no others;but there may be many that I am culpably ignorant of.

鄙人才，可能错失许多事例，但实在想不出其他。

And of course, all the sandwiches will be made by yours truly.

而且当然喽，所有这些三明治都会出自鄙人之手。