Will you still love me when I got nothing but my aching soul?

当我只剩下痛苦的心灵，你是否爱我如初？

Not in my ability to bring about change – but in yours.

不是相信我能带来什么改变，而是你们自己的能力。

My perception of the problem is quite different.

我对这个问题的理解则完全不同。

At 9am one morning my boss was fired, and by 9.10am I was out too.

一天早上，我的老板被解雇了。

So for you today I present my first thanksgiving.

所以今天，我奉上我的第一个感恩节。

Thank you. Have you received my resume?

您收到我的简了吗？

And I will speak for my own experience.

就我的个人经来说。

The sushi restaurant down my street takes Bitcoin.

我住的那条街上的寿司店也可以用比特币结账。

I know, but it wasn’t my fault! I told Jennifer she had to drop me off before ten, but she wouldn’t leave the party!

我知道，但这不是我的错，我告诉詹妮弗必须在10前送我回来，但她就是不肯离。

My dame hath a lame tame crane. My dame hath a crane that is lame.

我的夫人有只瘸腿温顺的仙鹤.我的夫人有只仙鹤是瘸腿的.

I also opened my eyes up to fitness.

我也始健身。

When I find a millipede insect, I rub it over my body.

当我发现一种千足虫，便把它擦在身上。

I pondered this deeply. And then, I made my first drawing.

我深思良久。然后我画下了第一幅画。

It disconcerted me, but I did my best not to show it.

我被他这种态度搞得心慌意乱，但是我尽量掩盖着自己。

I forgot my briefcase, you know, by accident.

我忘了拿公事包，不小心的。

Her English was limited, but significantly better than my Spanish.

她的英文水平有限， 但也比我的西班牙语好得多。

Hi, Sally. Hi, Paul. My name's Kitty.

嗨，萨莉。嗨，保罗。我叫凯蒂。

Later, she recalled, It had never crossed my mind up until that point that there might be doors closed to me simply because I was a girl.

后来，希拉里回忆说，那是我第一次意识到，因为我是一个女孩，有些机可能就与我无缘。

You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded my boyfriend's favorite bath towel.

你真的砸烂过她的表？哇！我做过的最坏的事情是，我撕碎了男朋友最喜欢的浴巾。

Because it's as di-mini-tive as it is do-mini-utive, my mind must be like sieve.

因为它是像巨小一样迷你，我的思想必须像筛子一样。