Do you know how fucked up that is?

你知我来说有多操蛋吗？

You should write about me, my life's fucked up.

你该写写我故事 我生活糜烂透了。

You know exactly how fucked up it is that you gave it away.

你就么放弃 真是差劲到了极点。

We used to go out. And then l fucked it up royally. Lost the best thing l ever had.

然后我搞了 失去了最珍贵东西。

This joke continues into a musical number called Why Am I Still Fucked Up?

个笑话一直延续到一个名为“为什么我还是搞了？ ” 音乐剧中。

A lot of men don't know that they have HPV because it's undetectable in men, It's really fucked up.

很多男人不知他们有HPV因为在男人身上检测不到 真很糟糕。

No, I'm not gonna shut the fuck up about it, Tara.

泰拉 我绝没有扯淡。

Your history's so fucked up, you have no clue what family is.

你人生像一团乱麻 你都不知是家庭什么。

After all I did to fuck everything up, that's the least I can do.

在我干了那么多混蛋事以后 那是最起码。

For me, casual makeup is all about, what can I do that I can't fuck up?

我来说，随意化妆就是，我能做些什么我不能搞？

The first month of motherhood was really terrifying because I was scared to fuck it all up.

成为母亲第一个月真很可怕，因为我害怕把一切搞。

Look man people are always trying to fuck up other people's lives by telling lies about them.

我说哥们 大家总是想通过谎言搅乱别人生活。

So we have unlimited money, and we're only spending $525 for this, so-- - If we're rolling with Rochester, the Mayo clinic is there biggest hospital, if anything fucked up happens.

所以我们有无限钱， 而且我们只花 525 美元，所以——如果我们和罗切斯特合作，梅奥诊所是那里最大医院，如果发生任何糟糕事情。

There’s a lot of accusations, not just to me but to pretty much anyone who does it, which is that, you know, we’re vandalizing art or fucking up history.

有很多指控，不仅针我， 而且针几乎所有样做人， 也就是说，你知，我们正在破坏艺术或搞历史。

I mean, there's, there's his side where he says that, uh, he quote unquote fucked up, but at the same point, um, he wasn't doing anything, um, malicious or he had no criminal intent.

我意思是， 有，有他一面，他说，呃，他引用了不引用话搞了，但同时，嗯，他没有做任何事情， 嗯，恶意，或者他没有犯罪意图。