Do you know how fucked up that is?

你知道这对来说有多操蛋吗？

You should write about me, my life's fucked up.

你该写写故 生活糜烂透了。

You know exactly how fucked up it is that you gave it away.

你就这放弃 是差劲到了极点。

We used to go out. And then l fucked it up royally. Lost the best thing l ever had.

然后搞了 失去了最珍贵东西。

This joke continues into a musical number called Why Am I Still Fucked Up?

这个笑话一直延续到一个名为“为什还是搞了？ ” 音乐剧中。

A lot of men don't know that they have HPV because it's undetectable in men, It's really fucked up.

很多男人不知道他们有HPV因为在男人身上检测不到 这很糟糕。

No, I'm not gonna shut the fuck up about it, Tara.

泰拉 绝对没有扯淡。

Your history's so fucked up, you have no clue what family is.

你人生像一团乱麻 你都不知道是家庭什。

After all I did to fuck everything up, that's the least I can do.

在干了那多混蛋以后 那是最起码。

For me, casual makeup is all about, what can I do that I can't fuck up?

对来说，随意化妆就是，能做些什不能搞？

The first month of motherhood was really terrifying because I was scared to fuck it all up.

成为母亲第一个月很可怕，因为害怕把一切搞。

Look man people are always trying to fuck up other people's lives by telling lies about them.

说哥们 大家总是想通过谎言搅乱别人生活。

So we have unlimited money, and we're only spending $525 for this, so-- - If we're rolling with Rochester, the Mayo clinic is there biggest hospital, if anything fucked up happens.

所以们有无限钱， 而且们只花 525 美元，所以——如果们和罗切斯特合作，梅奥诊所是那里最大医院，如果发生任何糟糕情。

There’s a lot of accusations, not just to me but to pretty much anyone who does it, which is that, you know, we’re vandalizing art or fucking up history.

有很多指控，不仅针对， 而且针对几乎所有这样做人， 也就是说，你知道，们正在破坏艺术或搞历史。

I mean, there's, there's his side where he says that, uh, he quote unquote fucked up, but at the same point, um, he wasn't doing anything, um, malicious or he had no criminal intent.

意思是， 有，有他一面，他说，呃，他引用了不引用话搞了，但同时，嗯，他没有做任何情， 嗯，恶意，或者他没有犯罪意图。