And to keep you smiling or " groaning" we would never " duck out" on a chance to try to " quack" you up with some " fowl" sounding duck puns.

为了让你微笑着前行，我们永远不会放弃任何一个用双关语逗你开心的机会。

Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack.

这儿叫，那儿叫，到处都在叫。

Maybe we can find him by following the quacks.

或许我们着“”声找到它。

Mother duck saw it coming. " Quack, quack" , said Mother Duck.

鸭妈妈看小鸭子回来了。“，”，鸭妈妈说。

Mother duck said, " Quack, quack, quack, quack."

“。”

Mummy duck said " Quack, quack, quack, quack." But only three little ducks came back.

“。”但只有三只小鸭子回来了。

Let's play with the toy duck. Quack, quack!

我们跟鸭子玩具一起玩吧。呱呱！

Hoodies will have to say goodbye to quack quack.

人们将不得不和养殖的鸭子说再了。

I'm gonna get him to sue the quack who obviously botched your vasectomy.

我找他帮我告那个庸医，他明显没给你做好结扎。

The ducks on the farm say, " Quack quack quack."

“呱呱呱”。

Mummy duck said " Quack, quack, quack, quack." But only one little duck came back.

“。”但只有一只小鸭子回来了。

Mummy duck said " Quack, quack, quack, quack." But only four little ducks came back.

“。”但只有四只小鸭子回来了。

So they went along the street with a quack, quack, quack and a splash, splash, splash.

就这样，他们、、地叫，啪嗒、啪嗒、啪嗒地走在大街上。

Mummy duck said " Quack, quack, quack, quack." But only two little ducks came back.

“。”但只有两只小鸭子回来了。

Hey. Thank you, Mr. Duck. Will you quack? Quack!

嘿。谢谢你，鸭子先生。你会叫吗？！

Mummy duck said " Quack, quack, quack, quack." And one, two, three, four, five ducks came back.

“。”一只、两只、三只、四只、五只鸭子回来了。

Please will you quack for me.

请你冲我叫好吗？

A bunch of duck eggs hatch, and the cute little ducklings go quack, quack, quack.

一群鸭蛋孵化了，爱的小鸭子们开始“”地叫。

The New York Times published a piece on him years ago, taking him down, because this group called the American Council on Science and Health wrote a letter to Columbia to take him off the faculty because he was a quack.

《纽约时报》多年前发表了一篇文章批评他，因为一个叫美国科学与健康委员会的组织给哥伦比亚大学写信， 要求开除他的教职， 认为他是江湖骗子。

Okay, next one. Quack, quack. Do you know what noise that is or what animal makes that noise? Quack, quack, quack. It is a duck. Quack. Now, a duck does not live in a barn.

好的，下一个。 呱呱。 你知道那是什么声音或什么动物发出这种声音吗？，，。 它是一只鸭子。 。 现在，鸭子不住在谷仓里。