Tis the season for infections. And if you wind up with a prescription for penicillin or its relatives, you're getting a gift that'll give those unwelcome bacteria a double whammy.
Miss Pitty, she say dey is Inlish but kain nobody unnerstan a' wud dey says. Yas'm 'tis pow'ful smoky an' de soot jes' ruinin' Miss Pitty's silk cuttins.