Is there a retail apocalypse or not?

有没有零售业启示录？

So, you want to see the apocalypse?

你想看世界末日吗？

Yeah, it's called the coming apocalypse, dick.

没错 那是即将来临的启示录 白痴。

It's like a fricking zombie apocalypse of cheese.

像奶酪的僵尸启示录。

Next time I'm sitting out the cyber apocalypse.

下次 离" 网络末日天启" 远点儿。

But contrary to popular belief, cockroaches would probably not survive a nuclear apocalypse.

但与大众的看法相反，蟑螂大概不会在灾难中存活下来。

None of them, for some reason, survived same apocalypse that wiped out the dinosaurs.

出于某种原因，它们都没有在让恐龙灭绝的那场大浩劫中幸存下来。

If there's a zombie apocalypse-I know, just roll with it for a second.

如果发生僵尸大爆发—, 只是以往万一。

What is your zombie apocalypse survival philosophy?

你的丧尸启示录生存哲学是什么？

" Does Spider-Man survive the zombie apocalypse? "

蜘蛛侠在僵尸末日中活下来了吗？

Instead it counts down to the apocalypse.

而是对世界末日的倒计时。

Magazine covers warn of a robot apocalypse.

杂封面警告称，机器人末日即将到来。

The sound of the apocalypse would be soothing.

世界末日时的声音会让人感到安慰。

You know, like the Mayan apocalypse.

像玛雅人的末日论。

It's like the apocalypse right now.

现在像是世界末日。

On several occasions during the cold war, only thin threads of luck and good judgment averted the apocalypse.

在冷战期间，只有几次运气和良好的判断力才避免了场灾难。

You're now living in an apocalypse.

你现在生活在世界末日。

But when and where exactly may these apocalypses happened.

但是在何时何地，种大灾难会发生呢？

How crazy is this? Dude, it's like the apocalypse.

真疯狂，对吗？像是世界末日。

I sort of jokingly refer to it as a chalk apocalypse.

开玩笑地说粉笔界的末日要到了。