Mom's leaving them with a trusted young babysitter.

妈妈把它们留给了一个信得过的小保姆。

These kids were raised on me like I was their babysitter.

这些孩子都靠我，我就像他们的保姆一样。

If you marry your babysitter, GDP will go down, so do not do it.

如果你娶了照看孩子的保姆，GDP 就会下降，所以不要这么做。

You know what? I don't want to be a babysitter after all.

你知道吗？现在我不想当保姆了。

Isn't she adorable? You know, I'm thinking about becoming a full-time babysitter!

她很可？你知道吗，我想成为一全职的保姆！

I don't know where the babysitter of the week was, either.

我也不记得那个礼拜的保姆哪儿去了。

But even the best babysitters can lose track of their childhood sometimes.

但即使是最好的保姆，有时也会有把宝宝看丢了的时候。

Normal people don't have chaperones or bodyguards or babysitters. We're normal tonight, remember?

普通人是不需要护花使者保镖或者保姆的。我们要过一个平凡的夜晚，记得吗？

When I was over there, I felt like I was a babysitter.

当我看到她跟朋友横冲直撞 我觉得我好像保姆。

Right. Listen, I-I-I gotta go relieve the babysitter.

很好 那个 我得回家好让保姆下班了。

If we want to go out tonight, we'll have to find a babysitter first.

我们今晚若想外出，就得先找个临时保姆。

When I was 5 years old, my babysitter was a goat.

我5岁的时候 我的保姆是只山羊。

That's a good idea. Our babysitter just pounded another chardonnay.

好主意，我们的保姆 才又点了一杯白酒。

Please, Christie, there's no way that I can get another babysitter.

拜托了，Christie，我真的找不到保姆了。

She used to be your babysitter, and you had the hots for her.

她曾经是你的保姆，你她有过好感。

Excuse me, mister? I just wanted to tell you our babysitter gets mixed up sometimes.

先生，请等一下？我想告诉你我家保姆有时糊里糊涂的。

Of course, then Andy starts crying, baby's crying, babysitter's crying.

没错，安迪也开始哭，小宝宝哭，保姆也哭。

My old babysitter suggested that, but my mom got mad and said no.

以前的保姆建议过，但我妈妈生气的拒绝了。

But, uh, it's a little last minute to get a babysitter.

但是，呃，再去找保姆有点晚了。

I'm upset, that's a lot of babysitters to lose.

我就很不开心，一下子少了好多能帮忙带孩子的人。