Well, I just don't understand who say they want to be mothers, but then hand their kids over to glorified babysitters.

我能理解有些女人说想当母亲，却把孩子交给美其名曰“保姆”。

Mom's leaving them with a trusted young babysitter.

妈妈把它们留给一个信得过小保姆。

These kids were raised on me like I was their babysitter.

这些孩子都靠我，我像他们保姆一样。

If you marry your babysitter, GDP will go down, so do not do it.

如果你娶照看孩子保姆，GDP 会下降，所以要这么做。

So, you could say, " Well, it all boils down to time, " right, " parents are too busy to look after their children so they use the internet as a kind of babysitter."

你可以说，“嗯，这一切都归结为间父母忙，没有间照顾他们孩子，所以他们把互联网当作保姆。”

Well that's OK if it's a special child-friendly screening but not if the film is unsuitable for children - the parents are just using the cinema as a babysitter!

如果小孩喜欢电影那可以带着孩子去，但如果这电影适合孩子--父母仅仅把电影院当作保姆！

Isn't she adorable? You know, I'm thinking about becoming a full-time babysitter!

她很可爱对吧？你知道吗，我想成为一名全职保姆！

But even the best babysitters can lose track of their childhood sometimes.

但即使最好保姆，有也会有把宝宝看丢候。

Normal people don't have chaperones or bodyguards or babysitters. We're normal tonight, remember?

普通人需要护花使者保镖或者保姆。我们要过一个平凡夜晚，记得吗？

Right. Listen, I-I-I gotta go relieve the babysitter.

很好 那个 我得回家好让保姆下班。

If we want to go out tonight, we'll have to find a babysitter first.

我们今晚若想外出，得先找个临保姆。

When I was 5 years old, my babysitter was a goat.

我5岁候 我保姆只山羊。

Please, Christie, there's no way that I can get another babysitter.

拜托，Christie，我真找到保姆。

My old babysitter suggested that, but my mom got mad and said no.

以前保姆建议过，但我妈妈生气拒绝。

But, uh, it's a little last minute to get a babysitter.

但，呃，再去找保姆有点晚。

Otherwise, it really does feel like we are the babysitters.

否则，真感觉我们在照看孩子。

I'm upset, that's a lot of babysitters to lose.

我很开心，一下子少好多能帮忙带孩子人。

The babysitter is going to be ten minutes late.

保姆迟到十分钟。

When my mother came home from work that day, the babysitter was fast asleep on the couch and little Stevie was locked in the closet, fast asleep with half-digested fried eggs drying in his hair.

当我妈妈那天下班回到家，见保姆躺在沙发上睡得正香，小斯蒂威锁在衣柜里也睡得正香，头发里还粘着半干碎煎蛋。

But men—in fact, that was one of the arguments the government made in Moritz, that he hadn't proved that he was capable of taking care of his mother so that the babysitter was a substitute for himself.

但男人——事实上，这政府使莫里茨陷入争论点之一，他没办法证明他有能力照顾他母亲，从而说明保姆可以他第二选择。