Well, I just don't understand who say they want to be mothers, but then hand their kids over to glorified babysitters.

我就是不能理解有些女人说想当母亲，却把孩子交给美其名曰的“保”。

Mom's leaving them with a trusted young babysitter.

妈妈把它们留给了一个信得过的小保。

These kids were raised on me like I was their babysitter.

这些孩子都靠我，我就像他们的保一样。

If you marry your babysitter, GDP will go down, so do not do it.

如果你娶了照看孩子的保，GDP 就会下降，所以不要这么做。

So, you could say, " Well, it all boils down to time, " right, " parents are too busy to look after their children so they use the internet as a kind of babysitter."

你可以说，“嗯，这一切都归结为时间父母忙了，没有时间照顾他们的孩子，所以他们把互联网当作保。”

Well that's OK if it's a special child-friendly screening but not if the film is unsuitable for children - the parents are just using the cinema as a babysitter!

如果是小孩喜欢的电影那可以带着孩子去，但如果这电影不适合孩子--父母就仅仅把电影院当作是保了！

Isn't she adorable? You know, I'm thinking about becoming a full-time babysitter!

她很可爱对吧？你知吗，我想成为一名全职的保！

But even the best babysitters can lose track of their childhood sometimes.

但即使是最好的保，有时也会有把宝宝看丢了的时候。

Normal people don't have chaperones or bodyguards or babysitters. We're normal tonight, remember?

普通人是不需要护花使者保镖或者保的。我们要过一个平凡的夜晚，记得吗？

Right. Listen, I-I-I gotta go relieve the babysitter.

很好 那个 我得回家好让保下班了。

If we want to go out tonight, we'll have to find a babysitter first.

我们今晚若想外出，就得先找个临时保。

When I was 5 years old, my babysitter was a goat.

我5岁的时候 我的保是只山羊。

Please, Christie, there's no way that I can get another babysitter.

拜托了，Christie，我真的找不到保了。

My old babysitter suggested that, but my mom got mad and said no.

以前的保建议过，但我妈妈生气的拒绝了。

But, uh, it's a little last minute to get a babysitter.

但是，呃，再去找保有点晚了。

Otherwise, it really does feel like we are the babysitters.

否则，真的感觉我们在照看孩子。

I'm upset, that's a lot of babysitters to lose.

我就很不开心，一下子少了好多能帮忙带孩子的人。

The babysitter is going to be ten minutes late.

保迟到了十分钟。

When my mother came home from work that day, the babysitter was fast asleep on the couch and little Stevie was locked in the closet, fast asleep with half-digested fried eggs drying in his hair.

当我妈妈那天下班回到家，见保躺在沙发上睡得正香，小斯蒂威锁在衣柜里也睡得正香，头发里还粘着半干的碎煎蛋。

But men—in fact, that was one of the arguments the government made in Moritz, that he hadn't proved that he was capable of taking care of his mother so that the babysitter was a substitute for himself.

但是男人——事实上，这是政府使莫里茨陷入的争论点之一，他没办法证明他有能照顾他的母亲，从而说明保可以是他的第二选择。