Are you on drugs? Everyone thinks you're off on a bender. -I wish.

你不嗑药了? 我们都以为你嗑疯了。-我倒希望。

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. It was just a fender bender.

我没，小刮小蹭。

RIPLEY : Though this fender bender is a human error.

虽然这个小车祸人为错误。

I want to, but...my mom's gonna be back from her bender any day now, and I should be there.

我也想这样，但我妈妈也喝得差不多该回来了，我应该在家里等她。

Well Jenny, a time bender is actually somebody we all know very well.

珍妮，总迟到人其实我们都很了解人。

And if common sense tells us that rising sea levels, gender benders, and all the other aspects of a worsening environment will sooner or later put a big break on consumption, why?

常识告诉我们，海面上升、性别扭曲以及环境恶化所有其他方面迟早会导致消费大幅下降，为什么呢？

Had a little fern-der bender, but it's okay. It's fine.

发生了一点小故 不过没。

This kind of regulation I'm sure you're familiar with. If you've ever had too much coffee or gone on a bit of a bender, you may have experienced the pleasure of having to pee every five minutes.

我相信你对这种规定很熟悉。如果你曾经喝了太多咖啡或大吃大喝，你可能已经体验过每五分钟尿尿一次。

Unless you capped the weekend off by going on a bender, this means that the following morning could be your most productive time of the week.

除非你周末最后一天在狂欢聚会，否则星期一上午就可能你一周中最有效率时间。

That's what your mom said, but if it was something else, like, I don't know, she got into a little fender bender, you could tell me.

那你老妈说，但如果有其他原因，比如说… … 她出了点小故，你也可以告诉我啊。

I never got a straightforward answer, obviously, because Aristotle never wrote about, like, fender benders involving horse-drawn carriages in ancient Athens.

很显然，我始终没有得到直接答案，因为亚里斯多德从来没有写过关于古雅典马车小擦撞故内容。

Let's hear her definition of a time bender.

让我们来听听她对总迟到人定义。

So, we'll be looking at things like global warming, the loss of in particular tropical forests, persistent organic chemicals known as gender benders, because they can seriously affect the sexual development of animals.

所以，我们会关注全球变暖，特别热带森林消失，被称为性别扭曲持久性有机化学物质，因为它们会严重影响动物性发育。

Well, Catherine, it sounds like you might be a time bender.

好吧，凯瑟琳，听起来你个总迟到人。

If you go on a bender, you spend time drinking alcohol heavily.

如果你去豪饮，你就会花时间大量饮酒。

OK, so I might be a time bender – someone who doesn't allow enough time to get somewhere.

好吧，所以我可能一个总迟到人——一个不会留有足够时间人。

And we heard about time benders – not really people who bend time – but people who are always late because they don't allow enough time to get somewhere.

我们也听到了" 总迟到人" ——并不指那些扭曲时间人——而那些总迟到人，因为他们没有留出足够时间到达某处。

Some of them are small, like breaking your ankle or a fender bender.

其中一些很小，例如脚踝骨折或挡泥板弯曲。

By the way, I wanted to ask you why bender?

顺便问一下，我想知道为什么叫御术师？