Also use a bidet it saves toilet paper.

还可以使用盆， 这样可以节省卫生纸。

Use a bidet it saves toilet paper.

使用盆可以节省卫生纸。

Save the city or live without bidets running on pure endorphins.

拯救城市，否则就不用靠纯内啡肽运行盆生活。

She washed her hair in the bidet this morning.

她今天早上在盆头发。

Is that a bidet? - That part's for resale value.

那是盆吗 -那标是二手价格。

There's also a bidet, that's usually where I put my phone at night so it doesn't bother me.

还有一个盆，通常是我晚上放手机地方，所以它不会打扰我。

A bidet that has wifi and Bluetooth capabilities and its on social media network, so you can be clean and connected.

具有 wifi 和蓝牙功能及其社交媒体网络盆，因此您可以保持清洁和连接。

As usual, I needed to cut out a bunch of random stuff like how gnarly King Louis IV skincare routine was, to why the west just refuse to wash their butts with bidets for centuries.

像往常一样， 我需要剪掉一堆随机东西， 比如路易四世国王护肤程序是多么粗糙，为什么西方几个世纪以来拒绝用盆屁股。