"It's raining hard enough to put out the very devil's fire. And the bobbies will be along instanter. There's a soldier on guard yonder. We shall get nabbed here."
That one's not so bad. But I don't know, maybe you'll have better luck with something like this: Sorry, Sherlock — Mean Moriarty Beat Me, But Some Bobbies Busted Moriarty Masterfully!