Is it a bong, mother? Please. I didn't take you for a stoner.

这是个大烟管吗，妈妈？拜托，我不知道你还有这种爱好。

If he wasn't home by six o'clock—boom, boom, bong, bong, all around the city.

如果他六点前不回家——嘭，嘭，嘭，嘭，城里到处都是这样的响声。

Excuse me? Did you smoke that bong before you beat the guy with it?

你说什么？你用烟筒打人之前是不是先吸了一口？

Love isn't enough. Where would we live, here, with your roommates? The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong.

光有爱是不够的。我们住哪儿，这儿，和你的室友们吗？卫生间里唯一的装饰是一个水烟枪。

You didn't know how to use a bong and now you're trying to tell me how to flip weed?

你都不知道怎么吸水烟，现在你来诉我怎么飞叶子？

Listen to that. Those are-those are the bing bongs of a woman in love with you.

听，这是一个爱着你的女人的乒乓声。

Every 100 years, it will make a louder, bong sound.

每过 100 年，它就会发出更响亮的砰砰声。

Bing, bing, bong, bong, bing, bing, bing, bing, bong, bong, bing.

叮，叮，咚，咚，叮，叮，叮，叮，咚，咚，叮。

So I was with some friends and they were trying bong.

所以我跟一些朋友在一起，他们正想抽大麻。

Yes, we'll give you a bing bong.

是的，我们会给你一个叮当响。

And finally, do you think guns go bing bong?

最后，你觉得枪会发出“叮叮当当”的声音吗？

Bing bong, Dominic from the future here.

叮咚，未来的多米尼克在此。

I just want to live together with all the other bongs.

我只想和其他所有的bongs一起生活。

It continues, you're probably, no, it's bing bong, you're probably still annoyed.

接着说，你大概，不，是“叮咚”，你大概还是觉得烦。

I didn't even, you know, I didn't do drugs because I thought I was an athlete and, you know, my mates would steal a car and I would stand outside skipping while they were doing bongs in the car.

我甚至，你知道的，我不碰毒品， 因为我自认为是运动员，而我的朋友们会偷车， 我则站在外面跳绳， 任由他们在车里吸大麻。

You find himself in flow, he'd wake up extra early, instead of, you know, hitting the bong and watching 1970s TV, he was reading about gardening and how to do it better.

他发现自己进入了心流状态， 他会早早起床，而不是像往常那样抽大麻、看70年代的电视节目，而是开始阅读园艺书籍， 学习如何做得更好。

One day, when Araujo was a few bong hits deep and talking to a dear friend, he thought of the obvious: what if the robbers never had to leave?

有一天， 当阿劳霍抽了几口大麻， 和一个好朋友聊天时，他想到了显而易见的一点：如果劫匪根本不需要离开呢？

Your spring year of college, first year at Oxford, you're with friends, you're hanging out as college kids do, and you're offered marijuana, specifically a bong.

你在牛津大学的春季学期，也就是你大学的第一年，正和朋友们在一起，像所有大学生那样闲逛，有人给你提供了大麻，具体来说是一根水烟壶。

A bong, by the way, is a synonym for a bribe, or a payment made to convince someone to do something, often illegal or unethical.

顺便说一下， 贿赂金是指一种贿赂，或者是为了让某人做某事而支付的钱，通常是非法或不道德的行为。

This is what I wanted to talk to you about, Scooty, because you see, you think you have this radio show, comedy bing bong show.

这就是我想跟你谈的，Scooty， 你看，你以为自己有个广播节目，一个搞笑的“叮咚” 秀。