It was worse than nuclear cooties.

比碰了虱子还。

I'm not attracted, but girls had cooties.

感兴趣，但女孩们有“病菌”。

And it's almost like a prophylactic against like pop music cooties or whatever.

这几乎就像是对抗流行音乐“病毒”或其他什么的预防措施。

Its freelance writers touching on topics as diverse as modern slavery or the sexism of fellow cootie, a revered musician.

它的自由撰稿人涉及现代隶制或同胞傻瓜的性别歧视等各种主题，一位受人尊敬的音乐家。

Fae cooties. I'm not big on sick peeps.

生病了的异种 没什么兴趣看啊。

Barney, I'm not afraid of catching your cooties, 'kay?

巴尼 才上你的虱子呢 好吗？

They had cooties and you couldn't admit you liked a girl.

他们有虱子，你能承认你喜欢一个女孩。

Really? Ted's not afraid of cooties?

真的? 泰德连虱子都?

Well, watch out. Cooties are contagious.

那你当心点 脑残体是会的。