I happened to see this thread, which said to be very horrible, and people not believing in supernature should not read, and threat of life sort of craps.
Not that length and weight alone indicate excellence; many epic tales are pretty much epic crap—just ask my critics, who will moan about entire Canadian forests massacred in order to print my drivel.
Your resolution will probably make you feel like crap for the first couple of weeks and without a plan to get yourself through you're destined to fail.
It's the largest independent hardware store in the Portland area, and over the four years I've worked here, I've come to know a little bit about most everything we sell—although ironically, I'm crap at any DIY.