Enough to break the dishwater and the fridge.

那次满潮足以损坏机和冰箱。

I'm impersonating my dull as dishwater doppelganger, Elena. She has the worst taste.

要假扮那无趣透顶的重身，埃娜。她品位奇差无比。

Weak as dishwater or dull as ditchwater.

弱如或沉闷如沟。

To my mind this makes more sense: " Weak as dishwater" because dishwater is when you're cleaning your plates, when you're washing up, it's that water that's left, slightly grey, dirty-looking kind of water, that's what you get left.

在看来，这更有意义：“像一样弱” ，因为是当你清洁盘子时， 当你时，剩下的，略带灰色，看起来很脏的， 这就是你的意思离开。