It kind of looks like a douche commercial.

就像傻逼广告。

So you're just gonna be a douche about this.

你是当个傻逼咯。

I've a douche bag cousin, named Seymour.

我有个蠢蛋表弟 叫西摩。

To those who'd ridden his bus, Blake was notorious for being a weapons-grade douche.

对乘坐过他的巴士的人来说，布莱克是一个臭名昭著的超级混蛋。

Yeah, a douche with ten kegs. Aka, my new best friend.

也是有10桶酒的傻帽。也即是，我的新好友。

And I don't want to follow a douche shell.

而且我也不想追随一个装腔作势的家伙。

No, you can't saddle me with that useless douche bag.

你不能把这个没用的草包丢给我。

But I'm a douche on the side of the angels.

我是天使阵营中的傻逼。

Yeah, so tattoo on your wrist or apple watch, you have to choose which way you want to be a douche bag.

是手腕上有纹 戴苹果手表 你得选择以什样的方式做个二货。

You can't be that big of a douche, 'cause if you were, you would never admit to it.

你不可能讨人嫌，因为如果你是的话，你是不会承认的。

So what they're telling you is don't douche don't put things inside of there - Mhmm. - Right.

所以他们告诉你的是，不灌洗， 不往里面塞东西——嗯哼。——对。

Duke's got it all hooked up. Duke's a douche.

Duke都安排好了。Duke就是个大傻冒。

Bonne douche. I'M ... I'm sorry?

Bonne douche！你说什？

I don't know. Something that doesn't make me come off as a petty, jealous douche.

我不知道，说别让我显得猥琐又吃醋的脑残的话。

Any luck with the, uh, douche bags from Eastern?

有东边混蛋的消息吗？

There's so many variables there, but I would say whatever category you're digging into, just get the one that has the most performance and the best horsepower numbers, and you won't be a douche anymore.

有很多变量，但我想说的是，无论你买什类型的车，一定买性能最好、马力最好的个，你就不会再讨人嫌了。

The guy that's throwing it is a total douche, but it's, uh, it's supposed to be fun. I figured, you know, safety in numbers.

办派对的人是个超级混球，但应该会很好玩。我觉得，人多安全嘛。

There's a reason we call people douche bags.

- 我们称人们为冲洗袋是有原因的。

Do you get the douche bag role now?

你现在得到冲洗袋的角色了吗？

And if he's not having a good time, man, that person is a douche.

如果他玩得不开心，人就是个混蛋。