1.So you're just gonna be a douche about this.

你是要当个傻逼咯。

2.It kind of looks like a douche commercial.

像些傻逼广告。

3.To those who'd ridden his bus, Blake was notorious for being a weapons-grade douche.

对于些乘坐过他的巴士的人来说，布莱克是一个臭名昭著的超级混蛋。

4.I've a douche bag cousin, named Seymour.

我有个蠢蛋表弟 叫西。

5.Bonne douche. I'M ... I'm sorry?

Bonne douche！你说什么？

6.Any luck with the, uh, douche bags from Eastern?

有东边些混蛋的消息吗？

7.Duke's got it all hooked up. Duke's a douche.

Duke都安排。Duke是个大傻冒。

8.No, you can't saddle me with that useless douche bag.

你不能把这个没用的草包丢给我。

9.But I'm a douche on the side of the angels.

我是天使阵营中的傻逼。

10.Yeah, a douche with ten kegs. Aka, my new best friend.

也是有10桶酒的傻帽。也即是，我的新友。

11.I don't know. Something that doesn't make me come off as a petty, jealous douche.

我不知道，说些别让我显得猥琐又吃醋的脑残的话。

12.You can't be that big of a douche, 'cause if you were, you would never admit to it.

你不可能么讨人嫌，因为如果你是的话，你是不会承认的。

13.Did she just call me a douche?

她刚叫我二逼？

14.And if he's not having a good time, man, that person is a douche.

如果他玩得不开心，人是个混蛋。机翻

15.I'm the biggest douche on the planet.

我是这个星球上最大的淋浴。机翻

16.Like, he's a huge douche and you're not?

他是个大傻瓜而你不是？

17.Hey, why are you such a grumpy douche, Rick?

干嘛非得跟个老混蛋似的？

18.There's a reason we call people douche bags.

- 我们称人们为冲洗袋是有原因的。机翻

19.I just keep getting cast as a douche bag.

- 我一直被当成混蛋。机翻

20.It looks exactly like a douche commercial.

确实很像些傻逼广告。