It kind of looks like a douche commercial.

就像那些傻逼广告。

So you're just gonna be a douche about this.

那你是要当个傻逼咯。

Hey, why are you such a grumpy douche, Rick?

干跟个老混蛋似的？

I've a douche bag cousin, named Seymour.

我有个蠢蛋表弟 叫西摩。

To those who'd ridden his bus, Blake was notorious for being a weapons-grade douche.

对于那些乘坐过他的巴士的人来说，布莱克是一个臭名昭著的超级混蛋。

Yeah, a douche with ten kegs. Aka, my new best friend.

那是有10桶酒的傻帽。即是，我的新好友。

I don't know. Something that doesn't make me come off as a petty, jealous douche.

我知道，说些别让我显猥琐又吃醋的脑残的话。

And I don't want to follow a douche shell.

而且我追随一个装腔作势的家伙。

Any luck with the, uh, douche bags from Eastern?

有东边那些混蛋的消息吗？

No, you can't saddle me with that useless douche bag.

你能把这个没用的草包丢给我。

But I'm a douche on the side of the angels.

我是天使阵营中的傻逼。

Duke's got it all hooked up. Duke's a douche.

Duke都安排好了。Duke就是个大傻冒。

Bonne douche. I'M ... I'm sorry?

Bonne douche！你说什么？

You can't be that big of a douche, 'cause if you were, you would never admit to it.

你可能那么讨人嫌，因为如果你是的话，你是会承认的。

Okay, how about this for a topic: Why is Leonard being a giant douche? Assuming giant douches are possible.

这个话题怎么样 为什么莱纳德是个大混蛋 假设大混蛋有可能存在。

There's a reason we call people douche bags.

- 我们称人们为冲洗袋是有原因的。

So he's like, you gotta just lean into the douche baggery of it all.

所以他就像，你只需要依靠这一切的冲洗袋。

I just keep getting cast as a douche bag.

- 我一直被当成混蛋。

And if he's not having a good time, man, that person is a douche.

如果他玩开心，那人就是个混蛋。

And despite them being hot, they could be what a douche, all of the above.

尽管他们外表迷人，但可能是个混蛋，以上种种皆有可能。