It kind of looks like a douche commercial.

就像那些傻逼广告。

So you're just gonna be a douche about this.

那你要当个傻逼咯。

Hey, why are you such a grumpy douche, Rick?

干嘛非得跟个混蛋似的？

I've a douche bag cousin, named Seymour.

我有个蠢蛋表弟 叫西摩。

To those who'd ridden his bus, Blake was notorious for being a weapons-grade douche.

对于那些乘坐过他的巴士的人来说，布莱克一个臭名昭著的超级混蛋。

Yeah, a douche with ten kegs. Aka, my new best friend.

那也有10桶酒的傻帽。也即，我的新好友。

And I don't want to follow a douche shell.

而且我也不想追随一个装腔作势的家伙。

No, you can't saddle me with that useless douche bag.

你不能把这个没用的草包丢给我。

But I'm a douche on the side of the angels.

我天使阵营中的傻逼。

Yeah, so tattoo on your wrist or apple watch, you have to choose which way you want to be a douche bag.

那么 要么手腕上有纹身 要么戴苹果手表 你得选择要以什么样的个二货。

Okay, how about this for a topic: Why is Leonard being a giant douche? Assuming giant douches are possible.

这个话题怎么样 为什么莱纳德个大混蛋 假设大混蛋有可能存在。

You can't be that big of a douche, 'cause if you were, you would never admit to it.

你不可能那么讨人嫌，因为如果你的话，你不会承认的。

Duke's got it all hooked up. Duke's a douche.

Duke都安排好了。Duke就个大傻冒。

Bonne douche. I'M ... I'm sorry?

Bonne douche！你说什么？

I don't know. Something that doesn't make me come off as a petty, jealous douche.

我不知道，说些别让我显得猥琐又吃醋的脑残的话。

Any luck with the, uh, douche bags from Eastern?

有东边那些混蛋的消息吗？

There's so many variables there, but I would say whatever category you're digging into, just get the one that has the most performance and the best horsepower numbers, and you won't be a douche anymore.

有很多变量，但我想说的，无论你要买什么类型的车，一定要买性能最好、马力最好的那个，你就不会再讨人嫌了。

The guy that's throwing it is a total douche, but it's, uh, it's supposed to be fun. I figured, you know, safety in numbers.

办派对的人个超级混球，但应该会很好玩。我觉得，人多安全嘛。

There's a reason we call people douche bags.

- 我们称人们为冲洗袋有原因的。

Do you get the douche bag role now?

你现在得到冲洗袋的角色了吗？