It kind of looks like a douche commercial.

就像那些傻逼广告。

So you're just gonna be a douche about this.

那当个傻逼咯。

Hey, why are you such a grumpy douche, Rick?

干嘛非得跟个老似？

I've a douche bag cousin, named Seymour.

我有个蠢表弟 叫西摩。

To those who'd ridden his bus, Blake was notorious for being a weapons-grade douche.

对于那些乘坐过他巴士人来说，布莱克一个臭名昭著超级。

Duke's got it all hooked up. Duke's a douche.

Duke都安排好了。Duke就个大傻冒。

I don't know. Something that doesn't make me come off as a petty, jealous douche.

我不知道，说些别让我显得猥琐又吃醋脑残话。

No, you can't saddle me with that useless douche bag.

不能把这个没用草包丢给我。

Any luck with the, uh, douche bags from Eastern?

有东边那些消息吗？

But I'm a douche on the side of the angels.

我天使阵营中傻逼。

Yeah, a douche with ten kegs. Aka, my new best friend.

那也有10桶酒傻帽。也即，我新好友。

Bonne douche. I'M ... I'm sorry?

Bonne douche！说什么？

You can't be that big of a douche, 'cause if you were, you would never admit to it.

不可能那么讨人嫌，因为如果话，不会承认。

Okay, how about this for a topic: Why is Leonard being a giant douche? Assuming giant douches are possible.

这个话题怎么样 为什么莱纳德个大 假设大有可能存在。

There's a reason we call people douche bags.

- 我们称人们为冲洗袋有原因。

So he's like, you gotta just lean into the douche baggery of it all.

所以他就像，只需依靠这一切冲洗袋。

I just keep getting cast as a douche bag.

- 我一直被当成。

And if he's not having a good time, man, that person is a douche.

如果他玩得不开心，那人就个。

He is the douche that sits next to me at the office.

他坐在办公室我旁边淋浴。

I'm a douche. But look what I can do with my hands.

我个笨, 但看看我手能做什么。