Okay, okay, okay. So while I'm fighting off that filthy creature, I actually stop and say, " Oh, you know what, here's the opportunity I've always been looking for to destroy our kitschiest objects."
Of course, you'll have to " Chic-a-go" there " ya filthy animal" if you win, but just beating out the competition for that " Home Alone" will be a close " after shave" .