Kill me. It wouldn't help. The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death.

杀了吧 没用 人体能在死亡数小时内一直制造气体。

It's nothing personal. I'd just prefer if my future niece or nephew didn't become flatulent every time they ate an eskimo pie.

是故意针。只是想侄子侄女一吃紫雪糕就胃胀气。

Yes, I'd rather be cared for by a flatulent helper monkey.

宁愿要一只猴子照顾。

He's just an awful, flatulent racist.

他只是一个可怕, 狂热种族主义者。

Meanwhile, me, I was making money in the USA, but the closest thing I had to a friend was the flatulent co-worker I took my cigarette breaks with.

与此同时， 在美国赚钱，但最亲近朋友是和一起抽烟那位吹气同事。