1.Yeah? Well, if you don't mind the hemorrhoids and the nausea, it's quite the party.

是么？你要是不算上痔和呕吐怀孕，倒确不错。

2.Officially, it was a nasty bout of hemorrhoids.

官方说法是，他死因是严重痔。

3.That's going to be a long poop. You're going to have some hemorrhoids after that.

这将是一个很长便便。之后你就会得痔。机翻

4.We no longer have a hemorrhoid problem.

我们不再有痔问题了。机翻

5.I got the hemorrhoid commercial! I start Monday!

我要拍痔广告了 周一就开始！

6.Who am I wrestling for the hemorrhoid doughnut?

我跟谁掰腕子才能抢甜甜圈形痔垫呀？

7.I'm fighting a losing battle with hemorrhoids here.

同痔搏斗 我注定要吃败仗。

8.Well, what have you got, hemorrhoids?

呃，你得了什么病，痔？

9.Ooh, I forgot my sweet hemorrhoid doughnut I scored.

差点忘了我抢到甜甜圈形痔坐垫。

10.I don't have hemorrhoids. - I hear different. May I finish?

我没有痔。-我听不太一样。我能讲完吗？

11.You don't need hemorrhoids to enjoy it.

无论有没有痔都能享用。

12.Not only will this more natural stance make the movement faster and easier, but it will help prevent colon disease and hemorrhoids.

不仅仅是这种更加自然姿势让你排便更快更容易，而且有助于避免感染结肠病和痔。

13.Hemorrhoids are swollen veins near the anus and rectum, which can be painful and lead to itching and bleeding.

痔是肛门和直肠附胀静脉，会引起疼痛并导致瘙痒和出血。机翻

14.And I know the guilt fueling this peculiar tirade is obviously already swollen bigger than your hemorrhoids

我知道，这种特别长篇大论所带来罪恶感显然已经超过了你痔。

15.For instance, you might get external hemorrhoids, which are swollen veins in your rectum that can be painful and itchy and cause bleeding.

例如，您可能会患上外痔，这是直肠中胀静脉，可能会疼痛和发痒并导致出血。机翻

16.For headaches, the temples; for liver problems, the little finger on the right hand; and for hemorrhoids, the back of the legs.

对于头痛，太阳穴；如果肝脏有问题， 右手小指；对于痔，则在腿后部。机翻

17.Anyway, after four years of acting lessons and waiting tables, I've done a hemorrhoid commercial and a production of Anne Frank above a bowling alley.

不过上了四年表演课 当了四年服务员之后 我出演了一个痔广告 和一个保龄球球道上面扮演过安妮·弗兰克。

18.You have a little birdie carved under your arm, that tells me you have a high tolerance for humiliation, so I figure it's not hemorrhoids.

你胳膊下刻着一只小鸟，说明你忍辱负重，估计不是痔。机翻

19.So if squatting does help with straining, it could make hemorrhoids less likely – but that’s basically all we know about the potential benefits.

因此， 如果深蹲确实有助于用力，它可能会降低患痔可能性——但这基本上就是我们所知道潜在好处。机翻

20.If those valves leak, or a vein experiences too much pressure, the backflow of blood can stretch and twist the vein, leaving you with varicose veins, or if this happens in another part of the body, hemorrhoids.

如果这些瓣膜泄漏，或者静脉压力过大，血液回流会拉伸和扭曲静脉，留下静脉曲张，或者如果这种情况发生在身体另一个部位，就会长痔。