Sure I was a jackass to my parents, too.

我小时候一定也是个不孝子。

I wouldn't want people to think I was a jackass.

我可不想让人觉得我是蛋。

I'm sorry. I'm a jackass, and I'm nervous.

抱歉。我太，我很紧张。

Once I brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel... Silence!

有一回我又带一头公驴和一个蜂窝去一家妓院... 住口!

All right, the other one was funny, now you're just being a jackass.

行，刚才那个很好笑现在你就是个蛋。

No. That, he can't do. He is very capable of being a first rate jackass.

不。他不会读心术。他很擅长把自己变成一个大傻蛋。

Bunch of jackasses standing in a circle.

一群傻缺，站成个圈圈。

I got a late meeting with some jackass.

晚上得跟个蠢货见面。

Just wrapping up a phone call with this jackass.

等我挂断这个蠢货的电话。

I really wanna meet this jackass. Okay, we all have our excuses, but we gotta figure something out.

我真想见见这个蛋。好吧，我们都有自己的理由，但是事情总要解决。

You know that your old teacher had a jackass file?

你知道你们以前老师有个" 蛋" 文件夹吗？

You look like Tigger if Tigger looked like a jackass.

你好像长着尾巴的跳跳虎，如果跳跳虎和你一样像个智障的话。

Gavin, and he worked for an even bigger jackass than he is.

加文 而且他老板比他还蛋。

Mimosa? -No, I'm pregnant, you jackass. -I made yours with seltzer.

来点含羞草酒不？-不要，我怀孕，你个蛋。-你这杯我是用矿泉水做的。

You look like a jackass! Cut it out! You're hurting my feelings!

你个傻子！别说！太让我伤心！

Second of all, regarding my jackass brother, cut him some slack.

其次，关于我那蛋哥哥，别太责怪他。

You don't know how to get a case thrown out in a preliminary, jackass.

你根本不知道怎么在调查庭解决案子，白痴。

He's a Gilbert? -Elena's uncle. His name's John, but I call him jackass.

他是Gilbert家的？-Elena的叔叔。他叫John，不过我叫他蠢货。

I can't believe you were gonna throw down with some jackass in bowling shoes.

我真不敢想象你能为双保龄球鞋和某个二货吵起来。

Derek, out of friendship to you, I would very much love to say no to this jackass.

Derek，从私人关系，我很想拒绝这个蛋的要求。