I'm not fat. It's all this fur. It makes me look poofy.

我不胖，是因为这毛皮让我显得… 臃肿。

Every once in a while we combine two things that daytime television is known for: beautiful actresses and poofy dresses.

有时我们会把下面两点结合起来 日节目以漂亮女演员脂粉气的服装而著。

Done. But you have to wear poofy pink.

没问题 但你要穿那种粉色娘炮礼服。

Okay, just don't make my tail too poofy.

好吧，别把我的尾巴弄得太蓬松了。

Only if your tie and cummerbund match my hideously poofy pink dress.

只要你的领带腰带能跟我穿的娘炮粉礼服搭就行。