My tummy aches. I have to poop.

我肚子痛。我要去大便。

Its poop. Fossilized dung. They call it coprolite.

大便。粪便化石。它们叫做粪化石。

Have you ever seen a rhinoceros poop?

你见过犀牛排便吗？

If somebody poops in the toilet, it doesn't stink in our rooms.

如果有在洗手间大号，不会臭到我们的房间。

Terrific. The fart that pooped gold.

不得了啊 这屁能拉金。

Hey, Mr. Ira, you pooped your pants again.

嗨，伊拉先生，你又在裤子里拉屎。

Things start moving and you gotta poop.

腹中翻江倒海，你想去趟厕所。

And a handy window into the gut is poop.

进入肠道的便利方法是大便。

Oh, my God! Oh, there...There's pictures of people eating poop in there!

老天… … 照片上的在吃大便。

Koalas, too, must eat their own poop.

考拉也是如此，必须食用自己的大便。

With over 83m pooches roaming the country, that is a lot of poop.

超过8300万流浪狗游走在城市之间，这可是个不小的“粪”量。

Just do it. No one cares. They're just like, That's what happens. You poop. Just poop.

只管去做。没有在意。他们会认为，“事情就是那样。”去大便。直接大便就行。

I have the exact same problem. There's only one kind of poop!

我有同样的问题。便便就只有一种样子!

They still poop, they still have to eat.

他们也要上卫生间，也需要吃饭。

While sleeping, you sweat, breathe, get up to urinate, or poop.

当你在睡觉时，你会流汗，呼吸，起来上小号，大号。

You ever wonder why birds poop on your car?

你有想过为什么鸟要向你的车上拉屎吗？

That wasn't because of germs, but because of the smell of poop.

那不是因为细菌，而是因为粪便的味道。

All right, we've got some fresh poop in here.

好了，我们发现了一些新鲜的<span class="key">便便。

Some fresh poop, its a nice sample.

一些新鲜的粪便，这是一个很好的样本。

So putting Spike into his little hot tub sauna actually helps stimulate him to poop.

所以把斯派克放进他的小热浴盆桑拿实际上有助于刺激他排便。