Pull down your underpants and sit on the potty.

拉下你的裤子，坐到马桶上。

Put your botty on the potty. Put your botty on the potty.

屁股坐在马桶上。屁股坐在马桶上。

Well, you said you would have gone potty.

可是你刚才说你要上厕所。

My baby son has to be reminded about his potty every day.

我每天都要提醒我的小儿子上厕所。

They eat and eat and never use their potty.

它们不停吃，从不用便盆。

Well... you... ehm... You know what to do with a potty, don't you? No!

是这样，你，呃。你怎么用宝宝马桶的，对吧？不！

You'll have to poop in this potty from now on.

你从现在开始一定要在这个马桶里便便。

But Pottermore is still sure to please many a potty Potter fan.

但是Pottermore仍深受哈迷们的喜欢。

Right, and then we get something like that, 'potty'.

然后我们得到类似的词，“potty”。

It's a potty. What do you call it? Toilet.

就是<span class="key">便便的方嘛 不然你说该叫什么 厕所。

You're making that face like you have to go potty.

你又有你要去拉<span class="key">粑粑的那个表情了。

Is this like a diary? No, that's my potty training journal.

这就跟日记一样吗？不是，那是我的如厕训练日志。

Which I think should start with potty training, but I'm not a screenwriter.

个人认为应该从如厕训练开始，可惜我不是编剧。

Okay, well, it's your fault he's still potty training.

好吧，好吧，他还在练习控制大小便是你的错。

Oh, look everyone. Maggie's got her botty on the potty.

哦，大家看看。玛吉把她的屁股放在便盆上了。

How can I look anyone that I know that they've seen me on a training potty.

当我某个人看过我如厕训练的照片时，让我怎么面对他？

It wouldn't do us any good if people heard us arguing over potties.

如果人们听到我们就便盆争论，对我们可没什么好处。

You should not hold it. You should go to the potty.

你不应该忍着。你应该去上马桶。

The potty monster doesn't like it when you look at him.

马桶怪不喜欢你看着它。

I'll go and find the potty.

我去找便盆。