So the lovely scones have had a cheeky little 15 minutes in the oven.

这些可爱的司康已经在箱里享受了妙短暂的15分钟了。

So like... This week in LA.Like, I own this one, particular, scone.

这周在洛杉矶 我看见一个松 很特别。

While the oven's heating, prepare the scones.

预热箱的时候，准备好。

Here are our scones straight out of the oven.

这是我们刚出炉的司康。

Actually, speaking of British food, what's a scone?

到英国食物，司康是什么？

Clotted cream is generally used like butter on a scone.

凝结奶油通常就上的黄油一样。

This is like a relatively American invention. Would y'all call it like a plain scone?

这是个相国的发明。你们会把它叫做普通司康？

So I'd say a scone at home is crumblier, it's drier.

所以我觉得家里的司康更脆，更干。

As you chew on a sub-zero-temperature scone, you start to brighten up.

当你嚼着温度在零下的司康时，你又变得开朗起来。

Ooh, so we can drink lavender tea while eating lavender scones.

到时候，我们能一边喝薰衣草茶一边吃薰衣草。

You can just press out a scone.

你可以直接压出一个。

Or " I'd like the scones with jam."

或者“我想要果酱”。

There's a big fight in the UK about how to pronounce " scone" .

英国关于如何读“scone”有很大的争论。

How about a scone on the house, baby?

要不要来一块免费小圆？

Okay, this is not really about the scones.

好吧 我们不是来弄司康的。

Oh, really? You didn't need help carrying six scones?

是吗 你一个人能拿得了六块吗？

I have to go. I have scones in the oven.

我得走了 我的箱里还着呢。

You want this scone? It came for me but it would rather sleep with you.

你要这个酥吗？是给我的 但它比较想和你睡。

We're scientists. We observe everything. Here, go buy yourself a scone. All right.

我们是科学家 啥都观察的 给 去买个松吃 好吧。

They sound delicious, but this money is earmarked for scones.

听起来很好吃 但这钱是专用来买松的。