I don't give a shit about carving pumpkins.

我他妈一点都想刻南瓜。

I know the perfect place for it, which is why I'm going to put it somewhere else because everything's bull shit? Am I right?

我道放哪里最合适，我会放别的地方，因为所有东西都是扯淡，对吗？

What...does it mean when you tell someone they work a shit?

当说别" 做的工作像一坨屎" 时，想表达的是什么？

I don't give a shit about the panel!

管他的控制板!

You don't know any of the rules, you don't know shit about the business, all you want to do, you have a clear objective, you have something you wrote down, and you want to make these people laugh.

道任何规则，对业务一无所，对于想做的事情，有一个明确的目标，那就是写了一些东西，想让下面的笑。

Shit! I have an important meeting there tonight.

糟糕！我今晚那儿有个重要的会议呢。

And it turned into an absolute shit show of the highest order.

比赛最终演变成了一场最烂的表演。

Shat questions can we help answer about mastering a group presentation?

关于掌握小组演示，们还有哪些问题吗？

Everyone's shit at first. Everyone hates writing, everyone hates their own material.

每个一开始都很糟糕。每个都讨厌写作，每个都讨厌自己的素材。

Nobody's gonna give a shit about any of that.

根本会有再想这件事了。

You've gotta be shitting me. - Valkyries have many lives.

一定骗我 - 瓦科基里有很多条命。

Her name is Bo! - Are you shitting me?

她叫波! - 耍我吗?

And quite frankly, I don't give a shit if you like it or not.

说实话 我才乎高高兴。

And it scared the shit out of me.

那电影把我吓死了。

And so all the other shit, it just evaporated, thank God.

所以其他所有破事，谢天谢地，都烟消云散了。

Say shit along the way that would make some sense if you guys hated each other or if you guys were teammates or whatever. - Because your sports scout, what was his name again?

如果们互相讨厌对方，或者们是队友之类的，发点愉快也情理之中。- 因为演的体育球探，他叫什么来着？

Every year or two, one of the local papers—the Portland Press-Herald, the Lewiston Sun, the Lisbon Weekly Enterprise—would do a piece on all the weird shit Dodie's folks had won in raffles and sweepstakes and giant prize drawings.

每隔一两年当地的报纸——《波特兰先驱报》，路易斯顿的《太阳报》，里斯本《周报》——就会做篇稿子报道嘟蒂家参加各种抽奖、买彩票、礼品大放送赢来的那些莫名其妙的破烂。

" Steve would come in, take a quick look at what I had done, and tell me it was shit without having any idea what it was or why I had done it, " said Wigginton, who was just out of high school.

" 史蒂夫会走进来，很快地扫一眼我做的东西，然后告诉我那全是垃圾，他根本就道我做的是什么，也道我为什么要做那个。" 威金顿说道，他当时刚高中毕业。

And then, you know, I've been doing this shit for the last like 15 years, just taking, well not 15, like 10 to 12 years, taking photos of absolutely everything with a proper camera.

我已经做这事大约 15 年了——实际上是 10 到 12 年——用专业相机拍摄所有的东西。

As Houston's own Maxo Kream reminds us: I left the hood, they called me fake, but ain't shit realer than real estate.

就像休斯顿的马克索·克雷姆提醒我们的那样：我离开了那个街区，他们说我是假的，但没有比房地产更真的东西了。