I don't give a shit about carving pumpkins.

我他妈一点都不想刻南瓜。

I know the perfect place for it, which is why I'm going to put it somewhere else because everything's bull shit? Am I right?

我知道放哪里最合适，我会放别地方，因为所有东西都是扯淡，对吗？

What...does it mean when you tell someone they work a shit?

当你说别" 做工作像一坨屎" 时，你想表达是什么？

I don't give a shit about the panel!

管他板!

You don't know any of the rules, you don't know shit about the business, all you want to do, you have a clear objective, you have something you wrote down, and you want to make these people laugh.

你不知道任何规则，你对业务一无所知，对于你想做事情，你有一明确目标，那就是你写了一些东西，你想让下面笑。

Shit! I have an important meeting there tonight.

糟糕！我今晚那儿有重要会议呢。

And it turned into an absolute shit show of the highest order.

比赛最终演变成了一场最烂表演。

Shat questions can we help answer about mastering a group presentation?

关于掌握小组演示，你们还有哪些问题吗？

Everyone's shit at first. Everyone hates writing, everyone hates their own material.

一开始都很糟糕。都讨厌写作，都讨厌自己素材。

Nobody's gonna give a shit about any of that.

根本不会有再想这件事了。

You've gotta be shitting me. - Valkyries have many lives.

你一定骗我 - 瓦科基里有很多条命。

Her name is Bo! - Are you shitting me?

她叫波! - 你耍我吗?

And quite frankly, I don't give a shit if you like it or not.

说实话 我才不乎你高不高兴。

And it scared the shit out of me.

那电影把我吓死了。

And so all the other shit, it just evaporated, thank God.

所以其他所有破事，谢天谢地，都烟消云散了。

Say shit along the way that would make some sense if you guys hated each other or if you guys were teammates or whatever. - Because your sports scout, what was his name again?

如果你们互相讨厌对方，或者你们是队友之类，发生点不愉快也情理之中。- 因为你演体育球探，他叫什么来着？

Every year or two, one of the local papers—the Portland Press-Herald, the Lewiston Sun, the Lisbon Weekly Enterprise—would do a piece on all the weird shit Dodie's folks had won in raffles and sweepstakes and giant prize drawings.

隔一两年当地报纸——《波特兰先驱报》，路易斯顿《太阳报》，里斯本《周报》——就会做篇稿子报道嘟蒂家参加各种抽奖、买彩票、礼品大放送赢来那些莫名其妙破烂。

" Steve would come in, take a quick look at what I had done, and tell me it was shit without having any idea what it was or why I had done it, " said Wigginton, who was just out of high school.

" 史蒂夫会走进来，很快地扫一眼我做东西，然后告诉我那全是垃圾，他根本就不知道我做是什么，也不知道我为什么要做那。" 威金顿说道，他当时刚高中毕业。

And then, you know, I've been doing this shit for the last like 15 years, just taking, well not 15, like 10 to 12 years, taking photos of absolutely everything with a proper camera.

我已经做这事大约 15 年了——实际上是 10 到 12 年——用专业相机拍摄所有东西。

As Houston's own Maxo Kream reminds us: I left the hood, they called me fake, but ain't shit realer than real estate.

就像休斯顿马克索·克雷姆提醒我们那样：我离开了那街区，他们说我是假，但没有比房地产更真东西了。