Listen, I know I came in late last week. I slept funny and my hair was snarly.

知道迟到了 但睡不好，头发很乱。

Hey, listen, I know I came in late last week. But I slept funny and my hair was very very snarly. - Not you. Relax.

知道迟到了 但当时没睡好而且头发乱糟糟的 - 不裁你 别紧张。