I've separated the green bits from the stalky bits and treat it just as you would pak choi bok choi which you'd pay quite a premium for in the supermarket.

我把绿色的部分和茎干的部分分开，在超市里花高价买的白、小白一样。

I thought about calling him, but nothing says stalky, insecure girlfriend like someone who calls at four a.m. My thoughts whirred and tumbled and fell in a great toxic cloud.

我想给他打电话， 三点打电话，只会显得我是个跟踪狂、不自信的女朋友。 我的思绪混乱不堪， 一团有毒的云一样翻腾坠落。