" I don't wear toupee, it's my hair."

“我不戴，这是我自己头。”

Other than a bad toupee? I'm kidding, of course. This is my real hair.

这顶烂吗？我开玩笑。这可是真头。

Duncan wears a toupee to cover his bald head.

邓肯戴顶来盖住他秃头。

Well, he said it was a tribble. It could be a toupee, but either way, it's pretty cool.

他说那是《星际迷航》里毛毛球。但其实也可能只是，反不管是哪样，都蛮酷。

" Your toupee looks like my pet  weasel, " he told Principal Wiggins.

“你看起来像我宠物黄鼠狼，”他告诉威金斯校长。

" Some things are better left unsaid, " said Mr. Wiggins, adjusting his toupee.

“有些事情最好还是不要说出来，”威金斯先生一边说，一边调整着他。

I was just checking if I left my toupee here.

我来看看是不是把忘在这。

Number two... don't stare at guests who are wearing toupees.

第二 别大眼珠子瞪着戴嘉宾。

Well, only to distract from his toupee.

没错 只是为掩饰他。

It's Alfred Hitchcock in a rented toupee.

就像戴着租来希区柯克。

Who's not looking at my toupee now?

现在谁不看我?

Trying to add style is like adding a toupee.

试图添加风格就像戴。

Grab my toupee right off my head.

把我从我头上拿开。

And he was even scarier without the toupee.

而且, 没有时候, 他甚至更可怕。

But at second glance — and with a toupee there's always a second glance—he doesn't look quite right.

但再一看——戴总会有第二眼——他看起来就不太对劲。

You can't - you cannot live with a man who starts to wear toupee and thinks he is handsome now and rejuvenated.

你不能——你不能和一个开始戴并认为自己现在很英俊并且恢复活力男人一起生活。

And I keep telling men - so, you see, rather dead than going to a psychiatrist, but at the same time, rather dead than ever wearing a toupee.

我一直告诉人们——所以，你看，宁可死也不要去看精神科医生，但同时，宁可死也不要戴。