" I don't wear toupee, it's my hair."

“不戴假发，这己头发。”

Other than a bad toupee? I'm kidding, of course. This is my real hair.

除了这顶烂假发吗？开玩笑。这可真头发。

Duncan wears a toupee to cover his bald head.

邓肯戴了顶假发来盖住他秃头。

Well, he said it was a tribble. It could be a toupee, but either way, it's pretty cool.

他说那《星际迷航》里毛毛球。但其实也可能只假发，反正不管哪样，都蛮酷。

And she attaches that toupee and she glues it down.

她会戴上那顶假发，并用胶固定好。

Yeah, he does look like he's wearing a toupee.

啊，他看起来好像戴了个假发。

He's got a brand new toupee for this season.

他这个赛季换了新假发。

" Your toupee looks like my pet  weasel, " he told Principal Wiggins.

“你假发看起来像宠物黄鼠狼，”他告诉威金斯校长。

He says it's too much to pay, like it's too expensive, but he's making a joke using two words for wigs, rugs as slang term and toupee.

他说这价格太高了， 就像说它太贵了，但实际上他在用两个词开玩笑，一个俚语中“” ，另一个“假发” 。

You can't - you cannot live with a man who starts to wear toupee and thinks he is handsome now and rejuvenated.

你不能——你不能和一个开始戴假发并认为己现在很英俊并且恢复了活力男人一起生活。

Meanwhile, in hair-related crime news, down in Colombia, a man was arrested after officers found cocaine under his toupee.

与此同时， 在与头发相关犯罪新闻中，哥伦比亚一名男子因警察在他假发下面发现了可卡因而被捕。

I was just checking if I left my toupee here.

来看看不把假发忘在这了。

Number two... don't stare at guests who are wearing toupees.

第二 别大眼珠子瞪着戴假发嘉宾。

Well, only to distract from his toupee.

没错 只为了掩饰他假发。

It's Alfred Hitchcock in a rented toupee.

就像戴着租来假发希区柯克。

Who's not looking at my toupee now?

现在谁不看假发?

And he was even scarier without the toupee.

而且, 没有假发时候, 他甚至更可怕。

And it's the toupee queen who creates toupees for these men.

而这顶假发女王为这些男人制作假发。

I love the Luntz toupees, they're so good.

喜欢伦茨假发，它们真很不错。

" Some things are better left unsaid, " said Mr. Wiggins, adjusting his toupee.

“有些事情最好还不要说出来，”威金斯先生一边说，一边调整着他假发。