A whoopee cushion is not an April fool's prank.

屁坐垫根本称不上愚人节整人。

I know there's a whoopee cushion under that pillow.

我知道枕头下面有个屁坐垫。

1936 Hugo Eckener builds the largest whoopee cushion in history.

1936年，雨果·埃克纳造出了历史上最大飞艇。

Look, I know there's a whoopee cushion under that pillow!

听着，我知道枕头下有个屁坐垫！

The gas vibrates your bum cheeks just like a whoopee cushion.

这些气体屁垫样振屁股。

You sit down on a whoopee cushion when you, like, you're a doctor.

当是个医生时，会坐在个屁垫上。

Okay, now why was there a whoopee cushion on my chair?

好，现在为什么我椅子上会有个屁垫？

We all have whoopee cushions on our chairs.

我们每个人椅子上都有屁垫。

Heard you might have a whoopee cushion on you.

听说身上可能有个Whoopee Cushion。

What's the craziest place you ever made whoopee?

做过最疯狂地方是什么?

You can make whoopee outside marriage, you know.

要知道 不结婚也能爱爱。

It has this whoopee cushion option.

它有这个百日窗垫选项。

Or like a whoopee cushion, like trying to open the opening at the end of the balloon.

或者屁垫那样，试图打开气球末端开口。

When a castmate jokes that she's as gassy as a whoopee cushion, Karen has a lightbulb moment.

当位同剧组演员开玩笑说她个充气垫样屁时，凯伦灵光闪。

They spent a hundred grand on the wedding whoopee

他们花了百万办婚礼，真够猛。

We live in whoopee cushion town.

我们生活在弹簧垫城里。

Now, anyways, today's lesson is on whoopee cushion world history.

好吧，今天这堂课讲是充气垫历史。

Uh, sir, all of our chairs have whoopee cushions on them.

呃，先生，我们所有椅子上都了响屁垫。

I left my whoopee cushion at home.

我把我屁垫落家里了。

Alright citizens, on the count of three we're all gonna jump on this single giant whoopee cushion.

好，市民们，数到三，我们起跳上这个巨大充气垫。