There can be no army without men, Lincoln wrote. Men can be had only with their permission or without it. We can no longer get enough men willingly, so there is a draft.
It may be that among them a more fervid Keats, a more ethereal Shelley, has already published numbers the world will willingly remember. I cannot tell.
The officers tried to get the goats into a police car to move them somewhere safer but it wasn't until they broke out a bag of Fritos, barbeque flavored ones, that the goats willingly followed the snack into the police cruiser.