The duck doesn't see urban and rural.

鸭子分市和农村。

Never quite knew if we were awake or dreaming.

分是梦是醒。

How could you mistake a stop sign for an acorn?

连停车牌和橡子都分？

My mom can still not tell the difference either.

连我妈也分。

These guys can't tell what the color red is.

这种动物分红色是什么。

I still have a problem telling the twins apart.

我仍然分这对双胞胎。

Uncle Carl said she couldn't tell 'em apart.

卡尔叔说她分那些小猪崽。

I discovered that you can never tell ever what is inside from what is outside.

我发现你从外面永远分里面是什么。

When it comes to wine, this woman doesn't see color.

只要一喝酒 这女人就分青红皂白。

Oh, yeah, except for the difference between a gun and a stapler.

对 可你分枪和订书机。

That's why people often confuse me with a GPS.

因此人们经常分 我和GPS导航的声音。

'cause you don't know what's private and what's not.

分楚什么叫做隐私而去睡沙发的。

I tried to classify my own Asian eyes and it did get a bit confusing.

我试过给自己的亚洲眼分类，但有点分。

The human mind does not know the difference between forced laughter and real laughter.

人类的脑分强笑和真正的笑之间的区别。

Well, I guess we'll never know, so...

我猜我们会一直傻傻分楚 所以就。

You couldn't tell whether the F's were L's or S's.

你分是哪个是 F L 或是S。

In the past, John has struggled with his grip on reality.

在过去，约翰曾在分现实与幻想中挣扎过。

Most Americans mistake them for muffins.

部分美国人都分它和松饼。

Here most people can't tell them apart, but I know what makes each bone tick.

别人分他们谁是谁，但我可是楚楚。

So they pronounce it exactly like the number one and maybe that's why you've been confused.

他们的发音跟one完全一样，所以你才分。